Live Spam

aka panhandling aka hucksterism aka sob-story aka on-the-spot penis enlargement

Soulja Cub

Edit together video of baby animals with “Crank that Soulja Boy” as the sound track.  Ideally I could find footage of tiger cubs doing the arms out dance move.

Grid Irony

A crossword puzzle whose theme is football player’s names (Plaxico Burress, God Shamgod, Deuce Staley)